(Source: gaylaxyofstars, via universalhealthcare)
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WITH THE STRENGTH OF TEN CRACKHEADS I PROMISE ILL KILL YOU
Why the clown sound like that
^^^ lmfao
Me
I’ve been searching for this for time!
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it cracks me up to see a baby who doesn’t have object permanence… i personally am aware that objects are permanent
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You gotta see the reaction when this German Shepard realizes his owner isn’t behind him…
that was so intense
where is her oscar I’m shaken
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me, a lesbian, mistaking a nice twink for a nice butch lesbian: [gives him the lesbian nod]
him, a twink, mistaking me for a twink: [gives me the gay once over]
me, a sensitive dyke: [calls an uber and spends the whole time misty eyed, wondering why this nice butch would look me over like i wasn’t a HUMAN BEING, like i was something to be gawked at. i ignore my Uber driver’s attempt at small talk, staring out the window and questioning everything i know about life, meaning, and the pursuit of lesbianism]
him, a confused gay: [stares at the space this twink just vacated, completely floored. a nod. does he think this is a game. does he think this is a joke. this isn’t a PTA meeting where you nod at your old friend but also secret enemy Brenda from across the room. was i not even worth the once over. have i lost my game. what does this mean]
(Source: princesscarriefisherarchive, via snazziest)
That was just pure disrespect, she deserves the money, it was accumulated in her presence, with her support, can we please use respectful language when we speak about women please
Misogyny is so hilarious to me
PAY UP!!!!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Men are pathetic.
yall really just read the words “she wrote amazons business plan” and are congratulating this heffa for taking 65 billion dollars made off the back of what is essentially slave labour. sis who cares who gets what, send them both to the gallows.
LITERALLY LIKE?
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the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind
hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal
alignment chart
she does not FUCK
we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh
This is really the post I was looking for
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everyone shut the fuck up i found a stardew valley mod that makes the in game dog look like my real dog
this is the only thing that matters now
dovyou like it
y-yes ma’am
splashes loudly in my pajama palace and you perceive it as a pool. i see my ubik has been working lovely on you. should keep those nast Geastalt off you til the u-men play their next sbow! clay wobble as she is forevereal stuck in a loop, a loop you perceive eith a heavy concious, conch shells twirled and the screen taunt, taunting past what we all know. past ahat we all know.
past what we ever know really
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frankenmouse:
I mean, we literally have research that says this. With TV it works because shows are DESIGNED to have segues/scenes where advertising can go, so we perceive it as less disruptive. You can’t just drop advertising in any old where. Shockingly, people fucking HATE that.
(Source: catchymemes, via agador-spartacus)